Silliness

[cnoocy]

Just in from shoveling, am a bit winded.
So we were looking at the D&D 3rd edition Epic Level Handbook and found the feat "Zone of Animation" which led to this:


To the tune of "Wave of Mutilation" by the Pixies:

cease to resist, battle is over
wave my hand over the corpses
you'll think they're dead, but they rise and play
in a zone of animation
a zone
zone

i've led my host, tried to depose you
watched the ground fill with my fallen
could find my way to carry honor,
in a zone of animation
zone of animation
zone of animation
zone

zone of animation
zone