Got my Job Call and my Employment Gun right here...

[cnoocy]

So I'm now hunting for a job. I'm astounded by how difficult I find it to write a cover letter. This is a page of text, at most. It just has to say "Hi, you have a job and I need one, here's why I'm your guy." Why do I find it hard to even get past "To Whom it May Concern"? I know I just need to suck it up, and get it done, but it's odd that I have this block.

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[rikchik.livejournal.com]

To whom it may concern: I want you to employ me. My skills speak for themselves. I await your generous offer. Sincerely, cnoocy.

Dear Cnoocy:

[(Anonymous)]

Your skills are amazing. How about $1.2 million per year, 5 weeks vacation, use of our beach house on the Vinyard, weekly massages, and free Cokes? We hope that the 5 minute walk to our offices is not too far for you, but we can arrange a car service for you if it is.

Please, please, please say you will join us!

Love,
Acme Corp, USA